On Living Softly, and Not Carrying a Big Stick

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Thug

Growing up, “soft” was an insult. The ultimate one, actually. In my family it was an umbrella term that meant out-of-shape, clueless, indolent, addled, unvigilant, prissy, overly sensitive, entitled. You were soft if you didn’t take it in the chin. Soft if you asked for a ride when you could walk. Soft if you whined “I can’t.” Soft if you couldn’t run a mile or sported a gut. Soft if you cried when you dropped your ice cream. Definitely soft if you were a tattletale.

Every usage of the word was anathema to us, and by “us,” I am referring to my dad and therefore my little sister, my mother, my myself—my father’s subjects, in other words, to whom principles came down by edict.

Soft hands meant you lacked a work ethic, the might or tenacity to do physical labor. A soft voice meant you were namby-pamby, couldn’t assert yourself. Being soft-hearted meant you were a sucker. There was a long list of what was soft, and at the top of it were the rich people in my Greater Boston town, which literally had a “wrong side of the tracks” since the Mass Pike divided the more working-class sections from the wealthier people on the Hill. The rich girls wore rugbys and braids, had sleepover parties with cutesie PJs, whispered about their crushes. The girls in my neighborhood wore tight designer jeans and feathered hair, hung out at the corner store, had boyfriends with whom they did more than hold hands long before they hit puberty.

Though gentle, Charlie Bucket was not soft, which is why he inherited the Chocolate Factory. Harriet the Spy was not soft; all you had to do was look at her work uniform and you knew she was tough as nails. In those slippers and knitted sweaters, Mister Rogers and his braying singsong was ridiculously soft. And the Beatles, oy the Beatles. With their thin voices, those fa-la-la proclamations of love—forget it. So soft. As a matter of fact, all white music was soft, except punk rock and, of course, the Stones. With their big bass lines and bigger tongues, the Rolling Stones were hard in every sense of the word. Before I even understood what sex entailed, I groked that the Beatles were the equivalent of making love and the Stones were all about fucking. Which, by definition, was not soft.

My Spirit Animal

As a kid I might not have been familiar with the more salacious connotations of “hard” but I’d learned from grownup books that the word also could be an insult: a woman deemed “hard” was viewed as scheming, weathered, unfeminine in some way. Which is why I wanted to be hard—so much so that I did set after set of pullups on the monkey bars, played Girls Chase Boys with a ferocity that stripped the schoolyard game of all its fun, pronounced pink “a girl’s color.”

It went without saying that being girly was, like, so soft. I foreswore Barbies and mocked the girls in my classes who did not. I swaggered rather than skipped. I refused to wear dresses though I loved them enough that I’d occasionally pretend my mother forced me to layer a pink lacy number over my standard sweatshirt, jeans, Converse. I hid my security blanket, which despite everything I could never give up, under three layers in my sweater drawer. I tried not to smile very often though my natural inclination was to grin at everything.

Smiling was wicked soft.

It was during this period that the above photograph of me was taken. When dad’s friend from his hometown of Lawrence, Massachusetts, a city often voted worst in the United States, became a police photographer, I begged him to take my mug shot. Looking tough seemed like an especially good call since I knew I wasn’t pretty or cute and had decided that I vehemently did not care. I figured I’d just whale on anyone dumb enough to pick on me about my lack of good looks.

In retrospect I can see that with the unwashed, lanky hair that my mother cut absentmindedly, my James Dean pout, and my deadened eyes, I might not have been pretty but I was an oddly sensual-looking little kid. About as un-innocent in appearance as an 8-year-old could be without strapping on Taxi Driver Jodie Foster gear. It was a sensuality that spoke of a caginess I’d already by necessity developed. Neither quality made my life any easier amongst the alleged grownups in my life.

All the more reason not to be soft.

Now that I am a grownup lady, I have a different take on softness, one more like that wonderful Mary Oliver stanza.

Portrait of the Artist and Her Young Thug

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

It’s taken me decades to shed some of the layers of protection I donned in the early years of my life, and I’m sure I won’t be done for decades more. In the interim I’ve learned to treasure softness–the sleek fur of my kitten, cozy fabrics, pliant couches, easy breezes, tender hearts, quiet ways, gentle women and, yes, gentle men. Even the curves of my own form. I still prefer people who’ve earned their stripes but I most treasure those who remain open and receptive in the face of life’s greatest challenges. I regard softness as the ultimate state now, the very embodiment of Mary (both Marys) and all the divine feminine energies to whom I most frequently pray. I even, dare I say it, love the softness of the girl in that mug shot—the fissures in her veneer, the not-entirely suppressed sensitivity that, rather than being her weakness, ended up being her saving grace.

"All, everything I understand, I understand only because I love."
― Leo Tolstoy