Get to Know Lisa Rosman Through Her Various Works

Blessings in A Minor

I was sitting on a stoop waiting on a friend, as the Stones used to sing, when I sneezed very emphatically, as is my wont. A little boy emerging from the elementary school across the street cried out in a high, triumphant voice, “Gesundheit!” Not to be outdone, all the other kids joined in, and for a second the honking cars of the early evening were drowned out by a symphony of children’s voices blessing me. The cockles of my cold heart are officially warmed.

Nothing Rosy About ‘The Lady in the Van’

Set in mid-century London, “The Lady in the Van” douses us with sweeping orchestration – all tooting clarinets that sound twee as only clarinets can sound. But while “twee” could have been the operative term across the board in this period drama starring Dame Maggie Smith, audiences expecting a “Best Exotic Marigold” homage to the Endearing Habits of Elders will not be sated. This is an adaptation of Alan Bennett’s eponymous memoir and subsequent stage production, and the essayist and playwright (who also serves as screenwriter here) has a long-established habit of buttering us up with metaphorical tea and crumpets only to lay in stark realities about human intimacy and obfuscation.

Bennett has not one but two stand-ins here, both played by Alex Jennings. “Writing is talking to oneself,” he informs us early on, and so he divides into a “writing self” and a “living self,” the latter lacking the dark acuity of the former. (They share a predilection for sweater vests and bowties.) It’s a dissociation that Mary Shepherd (Smith), the titular lady in the van, seizes upon while feigning a very useful balminess. A mysterious homeless woman who first encamped on Bennett’s Camden Town block in the mid-1970s, Miss Shepherd (as he unfailingly calls her) spends her time praying, selling pencils, decorating her “crushed mimosa”-painted vehicle with pictures of the Queen, and deflecting the efforts of nouveau-riche locals to assuage their liberal guilt. “No thank you,” she airily tells one woman who offers her a home-baked dessert. “Pears repeat on me.” Continue Reading →

She Puts the Lotion in the Basket

On weeks like this one I shudder to consider the National Geographic-style narration that could accompany the activities of this 21st Century Brooklyn Female Writer.

The subject rises before the sun, drinks a brown hot liquid filtered from beans she crushes in a small machine. She enters a separate area of her hut where she bends over what appears to be a flat silver box. There she remains for hours, emitting an odd clacking noise with her fingers, stopping only to drink more hot liquids and to eat nearly raw cow. A smaller animal flanks her, and the two communicate through seemingly random patterns of blinking and head-butting. Otherwise the subject does not look up until the sun sets. Then she eats foliage she forages locally, congregates with members of her herd around a large, flickering screen, and drinks a potion of fermented rye berries. Upon returning to her hut, she follows the smaller animal into a blue and gold nest, where she remains still until recommencing the routine before the next dawn.

"All, everything I understand, I understand only because I love."
― Leo Tolstoy