Asked and Answered: Ruby Intuition Questions

As I’ve transitioned from Muppet critic to Muppet psychic, even normally skeptical friends and colleagues have been supportive and open-minded. But it’s come to my attention that people fear asking about this work lest they seem disrespectful or silly. Below I’ve tackled the most commonly asked questions with the gentle request that you send on more if they occur to you.

Is it scary?
I’m a big believer in coffee with cream. By this I mean I never lie to my clients but also ensure that the delivery of information is loving and even amusing. Do I see illness, death, betrayal? Sometimes, because that’s part of being alive, but you can rest assured that I only share what you need to know at the time of our session. I do not endorse massages so rough that they tense muscles that need to be relaxed, nor do I endorse truth bombs that make us dread our future. We’re supposed to enjoy this business of being alive!

Will I find out when I’m going to die?
Nope, for reasons described above.

Do I have to believe in God or some higher power for this to work?
I firmly believe we’re all part of a “whole is greater than the sum of its parts” energy–whether you call it God or the universe or Yahweh or Allah or the divine feminine. I also believe this godforce is the source of my intuition and the many patterns in nature and our human-made experiences. But you don’t have to believe that. You just have to show up with an open mind.

How do you receive your information?
I’ll probably have a complete answer as soon as I fully understand the afterlife–which is to say, when I die. But I can tell you that sometimes I register images or snatches of songs or even an unexplained scent. When I do, I follow out the information until it makes more sense. Mostly, though, I just know information about you, your life, and your timeline as if it’s a database already stored in my brain. This becomes more true the more we tune into each other–me, by meditating on you before and during sessions and you, by preparing for sessions through activities as simple as emailing me to set it up and by finding your astrological data.

Do you worry about the ethics of this work?
As a graduate of Quaker college, I consider the ethics of my practice all the time, especially because this kind of work is so unregulated. Trust me that any manipulation on my part would adhere to the three times rule–namely, it would negatively affect me at least three times more than it would affect you. And because I believe I receive this information and my gift from spirit, defiling it is blasphemy in my cosmology. For these and a million other reasons, you can be sure that ethics are of utmost importance to me in this work, and I labor mightily to uphold compassion, clarity, and authenticity.

When’s a good time to come see you?
Scheduling a session around your birthday is ideal because that is your personal new year and there’s a lot of “good wind” around beginnings. There are also great times in the astral/lunar calendar to tune into the divine: retrogrades, eclipses, solstices, new moons, full moons. But any time you are in serious transition or are haunted by questions is also good. Generally speaking, trust your gut about what feels right!

How often should I come see you?
You can come see me once and never again if that’s all you need. But most clients come about once a year–two or three times in phases of drastic change. Part of our work together is about you developing your own intuition, and to do that you must have time to hear and trust your own instincts as well.

So why should I come at all?
It’s a great question. What I offer is a glimpse of your highest self or soul, as well an overarching path to more fully living as that person. As much as we are all smart and capable, it helps to see yourself in a loving and honest mirror since it’s hard to see ourselves clearly; there’s a reason therapists always have therapists. Ultimately, what I do is identify lifelong (sometimes lives-long) patterns and opportunities for growth. It’s on you to embrace this potentially beautiful change.

Do you remember our sessions afterward?
I do not remember many details afterward, for information comes through me rather than from me. I observe, translate, and analyze it during our appointment, but cannot store it or else would have trouble living my own life.

What is a “follow-up” appointment and what can I expect from that?
Although I work very hard to convey everything you need to know within the body of one session, occasionally a client finds they still have questions, especially if they are in a period of significant transition. A half session can be scheduled within two weeks of our original appointment so that I may tune in again, since I do not remember many details of sessions afterward. (See above). The sessions can be conducted via videoconferencing because I have already sat in your energy recently.

Can I record sessions?
It is my experience that people are not as present for an experience when they are recording it, and that the frequencies of intuitive work tends to bust electronic devices anyway. I request you bring a notebook instead, not only to take notes during our session but to afterward record dreams, signs, and concrete plans that arise from our time together. You can rest assured that what you need to remember, you absolutely will, and that your unconscious stores the rest for an as-needed basis. Sessions work on a cellular level, no pun intended.

Do I have to see you in person?
It’s always ideal to sit in your energy physically, but I can read by Facetime and other video-conferencing applications if an in-person appointment isn’t feasible.

May I bring a friend or have someone else present?
Sessions are best conducted one-on-one; I have never been able to fully reach someone’s highest self when another person is present. In a pinch, my familiar Grace, a striped permakitten, is happy to hold your paw.

I’m trying to connect with someone who has passed. Do you do that?
If your only reason for coming is to contact a deceased soul, I can recommend other mediums. That said, it is not unusual for me to have a sense or even a “download” from a deceased person or spirit energy while we are working. I always convey what I observe as long as it is constructive.

My house is haunted. Can you help with that?
I can help you mind the presences less. I don’t believe we have to live uncomfortably with other spirit energies, which (in my cosmology) surround us at all times.

Do you believe in past lives? Will I learn about mine?
I was raised to matter-of-factly acknowledge past lives without unnecessarily dwelling on them. Their existence makes sense in an Einstein Theory of Relativity capacity–energy into matter into energy and all that–but what we do in this life is most relevant. I tune into your other lives–other iterations of your soul–only when they become abundantly obvious during sessions. When they do, chances are good you are repeating a karmic pattern from which you’ve yet to learn all your lessons, so it’s useful to examine it from all angles.

Can you tell me when things are going to happen? Are there time frames to your predictions?
Often when we work with the tarot deck, I ask for guidance and insight within a certain time frame. But there is no underestimating the power of free will, which means that your actions and choices in the present change the course of your future every minute of every day.

What tarot deck do you use?
There are many wonderful tarot decks with more nuanced identity politics, but I prefer Rider-Waite not only because I was trained with it but because of its simplicity; it is a storybook unto itself.

I am looking for an animal psychic. Is this something you do?
I love animals and can read them like an Eloise or Ramona Quimby book. But I do not claim to directly translate their thoughts or agendas and, full disclosure, am a bit wary of those who claim to do so.

Can you read thoughts in general?
As much as I respect the human brain, I do not consider our thoughts to be consistent telegrams from our true selves. Rather, they are often static embellishing or blocking us from what we really feel or really are. So the information I receive is not your thoughts so much as your energy, plain and simple.

Have you ever been unable to read someone?
No. If you are ambivalent or skeptical about the work, I have to labor harder to reach your higher consciousness, but that process can produce its own revelations.

Sometimes I think I may have a “fifth sense” too. Can you help me with this?
Absolutely. I believe we each are on the “intuition spectrum,” meaning that we all are privy to much more information than we may consciously register. In my work, I love teaching others how to “notice what they notice.”

Do you do gift certificates?
Absolutely. I do ask that you ensure the recipient is open to the experience before setting up the certificate, as I do not refund sessions and not everyone is amenable to such close perception.

Do you barter? I do not. It is best to keep very clear boundaries around intuitive work for the sake of all involved.

Do you do sliding scale?
I do not, much for the same reason I do not barter. Additionally, readings require a significant expenditure of energy that must be adequately replenished.

How can I make an appointment?
Email me at lisa@rubyintuition.com. (I don’t set up appointments by phone or through social media.)

Why are you doing this work? It is my fervent belief that everything–even our hardest moments, our most challenging traits–can teach us how to live a more useful and joyous life. I embrace our sessions in that light.

"All, everything I understand, I understand only because I love."
― Leo Tolstoy