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Subway Haiki
January 2, 2018 in City Matters, Etiquette Matters
O L TRAIN HIPSTER
NEW YORK IS JUST YOUR GAP YEAR
BUT ACT RIGHT ON THE TRAIN
NO MATTER HOW CUTE
TAKE THAT KNAPSACK OFF YOUR BACK
OUR SPACE MATTERS TOO
OPEN LAPTOP ON TRAIN
YOU’RE ASKING TO GET RIPPED OFF
I MEAN, FOR REAL: DUH
HELP VOCAL FRY
BEFORE MORNING COFFEE SO
I MAY HAVE TO KILL
LOOK THAT GUY IS OLD
THAT WOMAN’S VERY PREGNANT
GIVE UP YOUR DAMN SEAT
I AM WRITING THESE
SO I DON’T GET ARRESTED
I’D RATHER PUNCH YOU
Snowdazed in Brrrrrooklyn
December 30, 2017 in City Matters, Spirit Matters, Weather Matters